(and some wedding pics)
Remember "Mad Libs"? We used to do them all the time as pre-teens and today my kids still love to do them! For my Randomness this Tuesday morning, I present to you some adult-like Mad Libs to fill out and have fun with. Just fill in the blanks and let's share with each others. Here's mine all filled out-- too funny!!
1. If I were ever a contestant on “Lingo” (obscure show on Game Show TV, but my fave!), I would totally kick booty!
2. I wish I knew who decided that __young celebrities like Jessica Simpson & Paris Hilton__ was/were the new ___models to emulate__________, because it's/they are so not.
4. When I see people talking on their cell phones during the morning drive, I have to believe that they are talking about __Brad and Angelina (isn’t everyone?)__.
8. A high school teacher of mine would always say, “Cheryl, please be careful with the bunson burner. I’m afraid you’re going to blow something up again___". As I get older, I realize that is so true. (This was actually said to me in junior high—honestly!!)
10. I would pay good money to never have to ___buy my own gas____ ever again.
12. I wish that ____chocolate cake_____ was a breakfast food (wait, sometimes it is in my house!!)
13. I think _____John Cusack___ should come to my house and beg me to marry him (her).
14. If wasn’t so afraid of ____heights_______ I’d probably ___go skydiving_______
15. If I could have my own reality tv show, it would be called ___”Addicted to Softball & Scrapbooking” or “My Life as a Twelve-Ring Circus .”
Fill in the blanks with your own.
1. If I were ever a contestant on “ __________“ I would totally kick booty!
2. I wish I knew who decided that ________ was/were the new _______________, because it's/they are so not.
4. When I see people talking on their cell phones during the morning drive, I have to believe that they are talking about ________________.
8. A high school teacher of mine would always say, “______________________". As I get older, I realize that is so true.
10. I would pay good money to never have to _________ ____ ever again.
12. I wish that ______________ was a breakfast food.
13. I think ______________ should come to my house and beg me to marry him (her).
14. If wasn’t so afraid of ____ _______ I’d probably ___________ .
15. If I could have my own reality tv show, it would be called ”______________________”
Now for some news--
Last night, we won our softball game 20-0. We played a weak team, but at least it gave our girls the confidence that they could hit and score. We didn't have to do much pitching and fielding (only played two innings before the other team forfeited, but we made several really good plays. Delaney made three on her own!)
I got some pics from Chris and Charles' wedding uploaded, so I'm gonna post a few right here. They turned out so good. Chris and the girls looked just beautiful!
Some of my faves--
A happy, happy day!
Have a great Tuesday!!!
11 comments:
1. If I were ever a contestant on “ Fear Factor“ I would totally kick booty!
2. I wish I knew who decided that Kabalah was the new Christianity, because it's so not.
3. When I see people talking on their cell phones during the morning drive, I have to believe that they are talking about the latest gossip
4. A high school teacher of mine would always say, “N/A im only a freshmen". As I get older, I realize that is so true.
5. I would pay good money to never have to wake up ever again.
6. I wish that Taco Bell's Chrunchwrap Supreme was a breakfast food.
7. I think John Cuzack(even though he's way older than me)=] should come to my house and beg me to marry him (her).
8. If wasn’t so afraid of feet I’d probably wouldn't care when people touched my feet.
9. If I could have my own reality tv show, it would be called ”McKenna's Life:Obscure and Random”
ha.
very fun Random Tuesday Post ,mom!
I loved the breakfast food one,yumm!
1. If I were ever a contestant on “ Jeopardy” I would freeze up and
> not kick booty!
> 2. I wish I knew who decided that all young movie stars were our
> new idols because they seem so self-centered.
> 3. When I see people talking on their cell phones during the
> morning drive, I have to believe that they are talking about
> nothing, just calling people to say “Get the clothes out of the
> dryer.”
> 4. A high school English teacher of mine would always say “Okay,
> who’s ready to recite her 100 lines of poetry". As I get older, I
> wish I could remember all those lines I had to memorize for 4 years.
> 5. I would pay good money to never have to dust ever again.
> 6. I wish that TCBY was a breakfast food.
> 7. I think Tom Selleck should come to my house and beg me to marry
> him.
> 8. If I wasn’t so afraid of snakes I’d probably have one as a pet .
> 9. If I could have my own reality tv show, it would be called ”The
> Most Beautiful Smartest Sweetest Five Grandchildren in the World”
1. If I were ever a contestant on “Hollywood Squares“I would totally kick booty!
2. I wish I knew who decided that men’s thongs were the new underwear, because they are so not.
3. When I see people talking on their cell phones during the morning drive, I have to believe that they are talking about the crazy woman in the chevy pickup screaming at them to move out of the way, (not that I would do that).
4. A high school teacher of mine would always say, “if you would close your mouth and listen you might learn something today Cynthia (can you believe that?)". As I get older, I realize that is so true.
5. I would pay good money to never have to write another policy and procedure ever again.
6. I wish that chili was a breakfast food.
7. I think George Clooney should come to my house and beg me to marry him.
8. If I wasn’t so afraid of exercise I’d probably be a size “0”.
9. If I could have my own reality tv show, it would be called” Purpose or Mistake, the audience decided
1. If I were ever a contestant on “ _ Wheel of Fortune_“ I would totally kick booty!
2. I wish I knew who decided that _ Softball__ was/were the new __ life__, because it's/they are so not. (Can you tell I'm just
about burned out on softball??)
3. When I see people talking on their cell phones during the morning drive, I have to believe that they are talking about _something
really important because driving is the most important thing behind the wheel!!!_.
4. A high school teacher of mine would always say, “_ You kids need to be quiet or my horns will start showing!__". As I get
older, I realize that is so true.
5. I would pay good money to never have to _ clean my kitchen/house __ ever again.
6. I wish that __ cheesecake__ was a breakfast food.
7. I think _ Adrian Paul (from the Highlander, if anyone remembers that movie/show)__ should come to my house and beg me to marry him (her).
8. If wasn’t so afraid of __ spiders & the dark __ I’d probably __ go outside more in the evening__ .
9. If I could have my own reality tv show, it would be called ”_ How to have a happy 2nd marriage & deal with ex spouses!!!_”
Okay, read yours after I did mine...that is almost scary!! And...will fight you for John, AND, I remember the Bunson Burner Incident, 9th grade IPS!!!
1. If I were ever a contestant on “ Jeopardy “ I would totally kick booty! (I am also Queen of Harry Potter Scene It...)
2. I wish I knew who decided that Paris Hilton was/were the new hot girl , because she is so not. She makes me want to retch.
3. When I see people talking on their cell phones during the morning drive, I have to believe that they are complaining about the traffic they're contributing to while drinking Starbucks and yakking on their cell phone . (Um, like me, occasionally.)
4. A high school teacher of mine would always say, "shuwazzit ". As I get older, I realize that is so true. That would be Mrs. Stutte, intoxicated. We loved Mrs. Stutte until senior year when some sophomore ratted her out for being drunk.
5. I would pay good money to never have to cancer ever again. (Not a creative answer, wouldn't everyone rather not have a disease?!)
6. I wish that ice cream was a breakfast food.
7. I think John Cusack should come to my house and beg me to marry him.
8. If wasn’t so afraid of splatting to my death I’d probably skydive .
9. If I could have my own reality tv show, it would be called ” Where did I go wrong? ”
1. If I were ever a contestant on “ _wheel of Fortune I would totally kick booty!
2. I wish I knew who decided that being skinny was/were the new look (as if it hasn't always been that way), because it's/they are so not.
3. When I see people talking on their cell phones during the morning drive, I have to believe that they are talking about life or death because they sure don't pay attention to the road.
4. A high school teacher of mine would always say, “Always try to be a good person to others. As I get older, I realize that is so true.
5. I would pay good money to never have to wash cloths or clean house ever again.
6. I wish that chocolate was a breakfast food.
7. I think Sam Elliott (the actor) should come to my house and beg me to marry him (her).
8. If wasn’t so afraid of heights I’d probably fly in a plane.
9. If I could have my own reality tv show, it would be called ”Softball, The Good, Bad,and Ugly ”
here goes:
1)If I were a contestant on "Match Game"(bad old game show with host Gene Rayburn) i would totally kick booty!
2)I wish I knew who decided that the phrase "______ is the new black" is acceptable - black is still black and why can't the others just be the new "in" color?
3)When I see people talking on their cell phones during the morning drive, I have to believe they are talking about work. Otherwise they are morons and a car wreck waiting to happen!
4)A high school teacher of mine would always say "Allison, these are the best times of your life!" As I get older I realize that this person was SO wrong. The best time of my life is now!
5)I would pay good money to never have to listen to rap music again.
6)I wish cheeseburgers were a breakfast food.
7)I think Brendan Fraser should come to my house and beg me to marry him.
8)If I wasn't so afraid of feet-I's probably go get a pedicure.
9)If I could have my own reality show, it would be called " Oh no! Not that B--ch!
Okay, I am SO laughing out loud right now at these hilarious comments. Al--your reality tv title is hilarious, as is Margie's. Funny, funny! And I have to love Mom's, "Get the clothes out of the dryer" comment made while talking on a cell phone. You guys made my day with all these laughs!! (And, boy, have I taught my daughter well. She loves the Cusack too!)
been sitting here catching up on your whirlwind of events!
we finally finished our ball season...and I am ENJOYING my time at home in the afternoons. I slept until 10:00 on Saturday morning! It was the first time since March that I got to sleep in!!!
1. If I were ever a contestant on “ ____Family Fued______“ I would totally kick booty!
2. I wish I knew who decided that _Paris Hilton_______ was/were the new ______great celebrity.(because she doesn’t even do anything, she’s just an heiress)_________, because it's/they are so not.
3. When I see people talking on their cell phones during the morning drive, I have to believe that they are talking about ___to tell the truth it could be anything_____________.
4. A high school teacher of mine would always say, “________(I’m not in high school yet)______________". As I get older, I realize that is so true.
5. I would pay good money to never have to never beg my parents for anything_________ ____ ever again.
6. I wish that ____fudgecicles and cheesecake __________ was a breakfast food.
7. I think ___Zac Efron or Orlando Blume ___________ should come to my house and beg me to marry him (her).
8. If wasn’t so afraid of ____ (this is weird because I’m not afraid of heights or fast things but I hate roller coasters) _______ I’d probably ___________ .
9. If I could have my own reality tv show, it would be called ”__Delaney’s Life, Weird But Fun.____________________”
1. If I were ever a contestant on “ ___WHEEL OF FORTUNE________“ I would
totally kick booty!
2. I wish I knew who decided that _BRAD PITT_______ was/were the new
__SPOKES PERSON FOR MARRIED PEOPLE_____________, because it's/they are so
not.
4. When I see people talking on their cell phones during the morning drive,
I have to believe that they are talking about _LAST NIGHTS TV
SHOWS_______________.
8. A high school teacher of mine would always say, “_YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IF
YOU CAN READ_____________________". As I get older, I realize that is so
true.
10. I would pay good money to never have to BE WITHOUT MONEY_________ ____
ever again.
12. I wish that SNICKERS______________ was a breakfast food.
13. I think JENNIFER ANNISTON______________ should come to my house and beg
me to marry him (her).
14. If I wasn’t so afraid of _SNAKES___ _______ I’d probably LIVE IN THE
WOODS___________ .
15. If I could have my own reality tv show, it would be called ”__MR FIX
IT___________________”
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